Why DFW sucks

For those of you who do not travel, DFW means "Dallas-Fort Worth Airport"

I've travelled through this airport six times in the last month, and each time it has taken a minimum of 30 minutes to wait for some other stupid airplane to pull out of the gate so we can pull in.

Like they didn't know we were coming.

Nothing worse than a plane full of people who gotta pee because they had fourteen Dr. Peppers that were all free and now we gotta all stay in our seats because the captain hasn't turned off the fasten seatbelt light. So we gotta sit and wait.

Because American Airlines didn't know we were coming.