A Trip to the Dentist

BBZZZZTTT!!! BBZZZZTTT!! VFFT! VFFT! VFFT!
SCKT! SCKT! SCKT-SCKT-SCKT!
So what is new in your life since you last came in?
That tournament for your son, did he lose or did he win?

This might pinch just a bit--STAB (oops) STAB (oops) STAB STAB STAB
WOAH! Charlie look at this one! Sure, it's bleeding but just a dab.
Doesn't seem like it's been six months (open wider please)
Now whatever you do--do NOT I repeat do NOT sneeze!

(Hold still now, don't move a muscle) so you say
Now be sure not to EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR today
You've got a new job? That's KKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKT nice
Hmmm... that one's tough but I'll (CRUNCH) roll the dice!

(I see you with your smile so evil and clean)
(But really I know that you're crotchety and mean)
(Where am I? What's this! How did I get here?)
(Help me!! SAVE ME!! HE'LL CUT OFF MY EAR!!)

Bite down please, (CHOMP) now sit there real still
This x-ray is perfectly safe but I will
place this big gun right up next to your head
then I'll run away and wear a suit made of lead.

That dizziness you feel, don't worry a bit
Your mouth's good as new and your teeth they all fit!
I've killed all your nerves so you will not feel the pain
Now come back twice a year and we'll do it again!

It works, it works!

But when I post something, it all comes back!!

Blogger has been down...

Okay, Blogger has been down... at least all of my sites... for about 12 hours now, maybe as much as 24 hours. I've contacted customer service and no answer other than the automatic e-mail... maybe they're busy working on my problem!

But I can log in and at least attempt to post, so I'm doing that... just to see what happens! Oh, and other people's blogs are up...